"Handle a book as a bee does a flower, extract its sweetness but do not damage it."
John Muir (via observando)
  
21Oct14reblog
deenzih:

pisssmoker:

thique

my anaconda dont

deenzih:

pisssmoker:

thique

my anaconda dont

  
15Oct14reblog

outoutbriefcandle:

tigerhazard:

jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

'Im hella erect'

  
15Oct14reblog

perks-of-being-chinese:

when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit

  
15Oct14reblog
smartgirlsattheparty:

millika:

Who’s Alex?
Billboard demonstrating gender stereotypes as most people automatically assume that Alex is the boy.

YES!

smartgirlsattheparty:

millika:

Who’s Alex?

Billboard demonstrating gender stereotypes as most people automatically assume that Alex is the boy.

YES!

  
15Oct14reblog
  
15Oct14reblog

nicolas-px:

when you are forced to laugh at your teachers jokes

image

  
15Oct14reblog

"There is some secret ingredient in these NutriYum Bars, that makes me feel so good."

  
15Oct14reblog

officialunitedstates:

do kids honestly get peer pressured into doing drugs because i havent ever even seen a marijuana in my 19 years of life

  
15Oct14reblog
  
15Oct14reblog